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Joke of the Day

"Can't get a girl? Rip out your rib and make your own! Critics are raving ""this doesn't work"" and ""I'm bleeding to death""."

"What suicidal space creature did Kirk find on the Enterprise? A Tribble with troubles."

"What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract? *No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*"

"After I got divorced, my former wife told me about a movie she gave 2 thumbs up that I should definitely take the kids to see. I told her, ""That wouldn't be appropriate. That movie is ex-rated"""

"Why don't gay guys go to lesbian bars? Because they can never find a place to sit."

"i love working at the post office at the north pole and ripping up white children's letters to santa claus"

"*Ohio State coach* Boys, I know how we're gonna beat the Oregon Ducks ""How coach"" With our secret weapon *pulls out a loaf of bread*"

"""Son, I found a condom in your room."" ""Gee thanks, Grandpa."" ""Why are you calling me Grandpa?"" ""Because I couldn't find it yesterday."""

"God: I made you in my own image. Adam: Your penis looks bigger."

"I don't like camels And anybody who can go a week without a drink."