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Joke of the Day
"Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because it was dead."
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"My wife said that we need to have a talk after my 2 year old goes down for a nap so I filled her sippy cup with Red Bull."
"Research shows that smoking pot does not make you paranoid. But I highly doubt it."
"A black man and an autistic man walk into a bar The autistic man orders a shot, but the black man gets it instead"
"If you're a woman and you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it."
"I overheard some women saying that guys who drive expensive cars have small penises Me: M'am, that's very inaccurate, because I drive a very INEXPENSIVE car, and I also have a small penis."
"If the secret ingredient in Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte was the tears of underprivileged children, white people would still drink it."
"How come NASCAR drivers don't get along with each other? Because they're racists. (Race-ists)"
"I speak 3 languages. Unfortunately no one else in the world speaks 2 of them."
"America is basically a free country... you'd just have to inherit 19 trillion dollars in debt"