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Joke of the Day
"Research shows that smoking pot does not make you paranoid. But I highly doubt it."
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"What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged? An amputee"
"miley cryus's career (please read title if you dont get joke)"
"My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better"
"I love my FedEx guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it and he's always on time."
"ME: bartender. another. BARTENDER: but you just- ME: *slams fist on bar* ANOTHER [bartender reluctantly hands me another moist towelette]"
"[Gets a Netflix notification on phone] FRIEND: Is that your ex? ME: [Lying] No."
"How dwarfs have sex ? Little by little !"
"Have you heard about the Nascar driver that's in the KKK? He's a racist."
"This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting."