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Joke of the Day
"How come NASCAR drivers don't get along with each other? Because they're racists. (Race-ists)"
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"[thinks about me petting a very cool dog] me: oh hell yea"
"What do you call an airplane that has sex with both men and women? A biplane."
"*Hands girl a card that says Be Mine* Girl: Aw that's so sweet *Pulls out a pickaxe* Me: Come on, do it I need some iron ASAP lady!"
"Why did the spreadsheets get divorced? They just couldn't sort things out."
"Cannibals clowning around Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them stops, licks his lips and says ""does this taste funny to you"""
"What's a poops favorite color? Turdquoise"
"I dreamed that I discovered a new color, but it was just a pigment of my imagination. Original joke, yay!"
"How can a room full of couples be empty? There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha"
"Ah St Patrick's Day I better eat some Irish food *pours self bowl of Lucky Charms*"