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Joke of the Day

"If the secret ingredient in Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte was the tears of underprivileged children, white people would still drink it."

"When I see someone has 1,500 followers on twitter, I think ""that person must b funny"". 1,500 friends on FB ""that person is batshit crazy"""

"Cher puts out an album only covering Meatloaf. Title: Cher the Meatloaf"

"Why does everybody hate tampons? They're stuck up bitches."

"So I wanted to make a YouTube channel about Reddit... They wouldn't let me name it RedTube."

"Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in ""The Crown""? She probably gets royalties"

"Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart? Because they don't get a**holes until they get married."

"Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft? At parking meteors."

"What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common? A wet nose."

"Did you hear about the lesbians that built a house yeah, they didn't get any studs, it's all tongue and groove"