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Joke of the Day

"My mother-in-law got into a car accident and broke both her legs and arms even god knows what a snake she is"

"CNN: We're not sure but we'll report it anyway."

"What do you call a snake that works in the government? A civil serpent"

"B2.... or not B2... That might be the number. --Shakespearean Bingo Caller"

"Just breathe and eat a banana. Everything will be OK."

"If strippers are now called ""exotic dancers"" then drug dealers should be called ""exotic pharmacists""."

"Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: That's what I'm afraid of!"

"Rules to learning English: their our know rules"

"I wish I could date Pokemon GO's servers Because then she'd go down on me 5 times a day."

"I've just been sentenced to 6 months in prism It'll give me a chance to reflect"