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Joke of the Day

"I wish I could date Pokemon GO's servers Because then she'd go down on me 5 times a day."

"Cheating is such an ugly way to put it. I like to think of it as outsourcing my sex life."

"Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE"

"If you Happy and you know it thank your ex!"

"What do Bees wear in the winter? *Yellow Jackets*"

"Don't be part of the problem, be the whole problem"

"I just threw a snowball at a Smart car and its airbags deployed"

"What do you call a woman with no clitoris ? What ever you want. She isn't going to come."

"My cat was looking for a place to sleep today, all she kneaded was my lap."

"A lot of attractive people are like nice cars with the check engine light on."