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Joke of the Day

"CNN: We're not sure but we'll report it anyway."

"What did Hitler's cat think of the Holocaust? It was purrfect."

"What do you call a fat town Obe-CITY"

"Just changed my dating profile headline to: ""Seeking rich old men with bad hearts and no relatives"" ...crossing my fingers"

"Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq"

"Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !"

"Do not, under any circumstances, talk to my parrot!"

"Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !"

"When you're down 'neath the sea, and an eel bites your knee... That's a moray!"

"I don't mind if you tell me about the new diet you're on as long as you give me equal time to talk with you about my favorite doughnuts."