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Joke of the Day

"B2.... or not B2... That might be the number. --Shakespearean Bingo Caller"

"If a dwarf gave a dollar to another dwarf they'd be a dollar short."

"What kind of cars do jedis drive? A toy-*yoda*"

"My nickname at work is ""HR wants to see you"""

"fuck homosexuals... ...in the ass, only if both of the people involved agree to do it consciously and consensually"

"I was gonna play Zelda via online emulator, but didn't wanna close the site I was on... ...so I clicked ""open Link in New Tab""."

"NALA: Why can't you be the king I know? The king you have inside you? SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king."

"What's a pirate's favorite Antivirus? Avast."

"I'm going to write a colorless geometry book. It'll be called ""Fifty Shapes of Grey."""

"What if God is gay and created Adam as a lover but Adam was straight and said ""no way God."" Then God got all pissed and created suffering?"