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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus? nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton."

"[OC] What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank? Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks"

"What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus"

"Yahoo news reports that Johnny Manziel was forced to sit in the middle seat of an airliner. I guess they should have let him fly the plane."

"Can Neon form a chemical bond with Indium? NeIn."

"<--Goes to gym 3 times a week... Cannot separate two shopping carts stuck together at grocery store."

"When holding my baby neice My Uncle gave me the advice of ""Careful not to drop her, we dont want her to end up like you."""

"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer It's too bad Chuck Norris never cries"

"I had a dog with no legs.. I named him cigarette so I could take him for a drag."

"What do you call customers at Lidl? Lidl people."