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Joke of the Day

"When holding my baby neice My Uncle gave me the advice of ""Careful not to drop her, we dont want her to end up like you."""

"Anyone ever notice ""Seven"" has the word ""even"" in it. That's odd."

"What's the worst thing about being a paedophile? I guess, just trying to fit in."

"Is it offensive to refer to Egyptians as ""mummies""?"

"Are all females on twitter moms? Is my mom here? Mom? You there doin drunk tweets?"

"There are three types of people in this world Those who can count, and those who can't."

"How do most rappers build a following? They go shopping at a department store."

"Coworker came back into the office after being out sick for one day. Me: Feeling better? Him: Yea, I had a bad case of Ass Glaucoma. Me: What? Him: Yea! I couldn't see my ass being drug to work!"

"In many U.S. States offenders receive a harsher penalty for hitting a dog than they do for hitting a woman. That's outrageous either way you're slapping a bitch"

"I wonder what appeared over Thomas Edison's head when he got the idea for the light bulb..."