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Joke of the Day
"Can Neon form a chemical bond with Indium? NeIn."
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"So a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar ""Ouch!"" they said"
"How do you circumscize a redneck? By kicking his sister's jaw."
"Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead."
"Chicks must text each other ""sausage fest"" like it's a good thing."
"Robin Thicke can't even name a second Robin Thicke song"
"Q: What's an archeologist? A: Someone whose career is in ruins."
"APOLLO: I'll be god of the sun HERMES: OK I'll take light- A: I'm also light ARTEMIS: I'll take music A: No I'm also music. That's me too"
"""Child rearing"" sounds like something that'll get you life in prison."
"MOOF What goes moof? A cow with buck teeth."