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Joke of the Day
"What do you call customers at Lidl? Lidl people."
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"What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them? The Islands"
"I ate one of those artisan pizzas and now I can't stop painting my bathroom."
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"What is the pirate's favourite letter? C"
"The Seattle Seahawks play calling."
"There is no such thing as a fear of flying... But a fear of falling on the other hand...."
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef..."
"Apparently women like tall men as it makes them feel protected. That's probably why men like thin women, so they can see predators sneaking up behind the women."
"""What's the difference between a pickpocket and peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."" - Redd Foxx, 1956"