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Joke of the Day
"So FedEx and UPS merged... the new company will be called FedUp"
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"How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was."
"Its the little things that bring the most joy - Like sneaking a home pregnancy test in the shopping cart of a mom/daughter combo & observing"
"What do you call someone with down syndrome who is very depressed? Down"
"How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic? You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha"
"most vending-machine shaking incidents are elaborate coverups by people who don't want to be seen hugging the machine and saying i love you"
"Happy Friday the Thirteenth I think it's bad luck to be superstitious"
"What is another word for Pokemon? A Rastafarian Proctologist"
"Playing mini-golf with your family is a fun way to spend thirty-two dollars to watch your kid throw 18 tantrums in a row."
"""Tell me the story behind each of your tattoos."" -No one, ever"