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Joke of the Day
"I sat on the edge of my bed, gently tugging off my boxers... ;) My wife thinks I spoil those dogs."
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"How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling."
"I was screwing this African woman last night, she kept yelling the N word It was really hard to concentrate with her screaming no the entire time"
"[robbery in progress in the store I'm at] *quickly remembers training from karate school* *bows to robber* *is kicked in head so hard*"
"don't eat yellow snow is a pretty sound rule but i would warn against eating any kind of weather"
"What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight? Mariah Carey's mouth."
"If you're attacked by clowns... Go for the juggler."
"Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!"""
"What makes mexican and black jokes so similar? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."
"It's Saturday! Go for a walk! Pay your bills! Take up smoking! Shave a loved one! Steal a baby!"