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Joke of the Day

"Show me a man who calls himself a vegan and I'll show you a man who's trying to sleep with a vegan."

"Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew? Because one more, and it'd be too farty."

"What is the name of that disgusting, hairy and mostly useless piece of flesh that dangles around the vagina? Your mom."

"I'm so glad I'm old enough to know what's bad for me and young enough to do it. "

"What do dissecting a frog and explaining a joke on Reddit have in common? Both are shitty novelties."

"I don't always tell Dad jokes... But when I do, he laughs."

"This one's a classic from my childhood: Say the letter ""X"" ten times fast. \\_()_/ "

"Outspoken masochists. They're asking for a beating."

"I keep my friends close *lean in, whisper* and my anemones closer ""Sir thats very fun but aquarium policy forbids sitting in the touch tank"""

"As I was finishing a round of golf during a lightning storm, I was suddenly struck ...by how peaceful my game was with no one else on the course. I should do this more often!"