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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a fruit studders? A peach impediment."
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"Trump after Obama is like Umbridge after Dumbledore. R.I.P"
"Will the new Apple car have windows? No. And it won't have a jack either."
"Why do Stormtroopers never laugh? Because they always miss the joke"
"ME: Why can't everyone just be nice EVERYONE: Why can't you ME: Don't change the subject"
"What do you call an irritated nerd? A noyd."
"Six girls taking off their shirts sounds really nice... dozen tit?"
"[USPS] M: *hands change of address form* C: Ma'am, this just says ""bathtub."" M: I live there now. C: We can't send mail to a bathtub. M: Yay"
"Dating a woman in 5 easy steps: 1. Be attentive 2. Don't be too attentive 3. Show interest 4. Don't show too much interest 5. Seek therapy"
"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots eat them all"