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Joke of the Day

"What do a midget and a dwarf have in common? Very little."

"My Therapist said I have a drinking problem. So I got a new Therapist."

"Ron Burgundy recently upgraded his car straight from junker status to luxury SUV. Well that Escaladed quickly."

"So I went to a culture booth recently... And I tried some ramen. Wasn't a great idea I soon found out, as I had eaten a cheeseburger not long before. Everything just surrendered..."

"Have you ever noticed that in a pack of biscuits there are always broken ones? I don't know why they even bother putting them in."

"I know a certain right hand that is going to be getting VERY lucky tonight..."

"If Russia were to invade Turkey from behind... Do you think Greece would help?"

"Dark humor is like food... Some people don't get it."

"A teacher asks her student Teacher: What does a Bee gives us? Student: Honey Teacher: What does a cow gives us? Student: Milk Teacher: What does a fat pig gives us? Student: Homework"

"Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck? He was trying to bust a move"