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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of irony? An incongruity between expectation and result."
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"I have a degree in men's studies. It's called ""world history"". #TRUMP 2016! YOU CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP!"
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"For a gentleman, Shakespeare really knew how to... ...spread those thy's."
"Did you hear about the Brazilian guy who won the lottery? He is now a Brazilianaire."
"Ah St Patrick's Day I better eat some Irish food *pours self bowl of Lucky Charms*"
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"I wrote a poem about the NFL It has 32 offensive lines."