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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA? Yoghurt has a culture."
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"What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !"
"I wonder how Beaker from the Muppets came to work at Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's laboratory. Is he just there as a college intern, or is he a graduated beaker?"
"Hendrix didn't need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying only on his musical talents and near lethal doses of LSD."
"What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant? The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!"
"I like my steak just how i like ISIS... DEAD"
"Why is the gay rights movement succeeding? The message is loud and queer."
"A masochist and a sadist are doing their thing... The masochist says: ""Hit me"" and the sadist answers: ""no..."""
"I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever."
"Once you've mastered being a surgeon... ... operating just become an exercise in patients."