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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA? Yoghurt has a culture."

"My Shakespeare brings all the boys to the yard And they're like We're gonna kick your ass fancy boy"

"I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went Then it dawned on me."

"What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? Both of them cost $100 and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed!"

"How are whores and movies alike? You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either."

"Lonely fisherman I am an excellent fly fisher. Every time my fly goes down, fishes come flocking. I am happy with what i get. But the world is filled with jealous folks, they call me master-baiter."

"hey baby did you fall from heaven because YOU'RE LUCIFER AND MUST BE DESTROYED"

"Got a blowjob from a blind girl last night... ..or at least I think it was a blowjob, it was dark and my bionic cock doesn't feel shit."

"""How high are you! ?"" demanded the officer. ""No Officer, it's ""Hi, how are you?""."" replied the kid."

"Working with horses is hard but it's stable work."