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Joke of the Day

"Working with horses is hard but it's stable work."

"Golf is probably fun if you like walking around outside in business casual."

"The Brazil v Germany game last night... ...the most embarrassing semi since I watched Brokeback Mountain with the wife."

"Why did Einstein marry his cousin? It's all relative."

"What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus? It's a match made in Heaven!"

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, Sorry we don't serve food here."

"What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down? The owner calls Triple Eh."

"First line in frozen pizza instructions: DO NOT EAT FROZEN PIZZA W/OUT COOKING. It's almost like they know I'm the target demographic."

"What happens when you cross an American and a polar bear. Same as before, lazy and fat."

"Obama proved a black man can even be president.. And that no matter how high up a black man gets he can't get out of government housing!"