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Joke of the Day

"What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? Both of them cost $100 and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed!"

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"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe."
"Woman Goes Doctor Latvia Woman go to see doctor. Doctor shake head and say, ""Six more days life then die."" Woman is feel sad. Woman asks, ""Is no thing I can take?"" Doctor say, ""Food."""
"When my wife told me to stop imitating flamingos, I had to put my foot down"
"America's economy must really be in the toilet... The new $20 bill is only gonna be worth about $16"
"If Jesus was a Jew . . . If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Puerto Rican name?"
"What kind of bus can cross the ocean? A Columbus."
"Art imitates life. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Flattery will get you nowhere. So GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ART DEGREE!"
"Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail."
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