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Joke of the Day

"I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went Then it dawned on me."

"Why did Tigger jump down the toilet? He was looking for Pooh."

"I'm not allowed at the gym anymore because I dropped my chili dog on the treadmill"

"Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them? They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes."

"What's the difference between a job and a wife? After 10 years, a job still sucks!"

"""Heres your social security card, you need it forever! Its made of paper, don't laminate it. Good luck."" -The Government"

"I like my women how I like my dial-up Internet Always going down on me..."

"Graduations are so immature You can hardly get to the end without name calling"

"My kids tell me I drink too much. It's funny they don't make the connection."

"I've been trying to stop making that's-what-she-said jokes But it's so hard."