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Joke of the Day
"So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric"
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"*Sits straight up in bed* ""THE CHILDREN"" *Kids are sitting in the produce department while two watermelons sleep peacefully in their beds*"
"Did you know that dogs can't get MRI's? only cat's can"
"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it. I'll show myself out."
"Student: I'll never be good at geography. Geography teacher: Not with that latitude!"
"What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector"
"if you run over a bicyclist with an acoustic guitar on his back the cops will pull you over and give you a briefcase with money in it"
"Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events? He's been living under The Rock."
"Corny Deadpool joke Wolverine has DirecTV. Deadpool has Cable."
"To all the Republicans who might be mad if Trump loses... remember.... Hiter wasn't elected either! jk Trump2016!"