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Joke of the Day
"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it. I'll show myself out."
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"What's the difference between a scout boy and a jew? The scout boy comes home from camp."
"English man reaches for his wallet to pay hooker.... She replies ""oh, so you want me to pound you?"""
"An Englishman starts his own business in Afganistan He is making land mines that look like prayer mats! He is doing quite well! Profits are going through the roof!"
"I've been hitting ""remind me later"" for about the last 4 years on Adobe."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A hippo weighs a ton while a zippo is a little lighter."
"What do you call batman when he skips church? Christian Bale"
"""What's the matter with him?"" ""Nothing. He's a positron."""
"Holding down the power button until my device turns off feels like strangling someone until they stop breathing. Except I usually hope my device turns back on."
"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this to be in base 3."