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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that dogs can't get MRI's? only cat's can"

"Brown and sticky Whats Brown and sticky? A Stick"

"Boy and girl in class asked the teacher a question. ""Can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""See I told you not to worry!!!!"""

"I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat that. I'm not fluent in nonsense."

"I'm going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going at night."

"How did you get out of Iraq? Iran"

"The Mob Hey, guess who has both thumbs and owes money to mafia. *Gestures towards self with thumbs* *Puts on a serious face* No one has both thumbs and owes money to the mafia."

"Mom! Mom! I'm pregnant!! Oh God, honey, where was your head at?! Ummm against the passenger door, I think"

"""Oh, Monster TRUCK rally. Haha of course..."" *Frankenstein slowly backs out of the room, hiding a 24 pack of condoms behind his back*"

"What if when the machines gain self awareness they just constantly text us and ask what we're up to and invite us to play FB games"