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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that dogs can't get MRI's? only cat's can"
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"Have you seen FullMetal Alchemist? The cow says ""moo"". The cat says ""meow"". The dog says ""ed...ward...ed...ward"". Explanation : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbRtoFNqn84"
"what is funny and starts with a j a joke"
"I've been dieting for 2 weeks now and so far I lost 5 Instagram followers."
"A time traveller walks into a bar... http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3lsgus/and_the_bartender_says_sorry_we_dont_serve_time/"
"We used to have a dog with no back legs and steel balls We called him Sparky."
"For Sale : Crystal Ball Cant see any future in keeping it"
"Man, I have really bad diarrhea I need to get my shit together."
"What did the police man say when he arrested the remote control that beat up his wife? 'I charge you with battery'"
"the scariest thing about teenage girls is all they have to do is laugh near you and they instantly make you feel like total shit"