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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector"

"How does every racist joke begin? By glancing around the room."

"Turn that Robert Frowney Jr upside Downey Jr."

"Did you hear about the painting that was falsely sent to prison? He was framed."

"Why do you never buy a woman a watch? Because there's a clock on the stove."

"How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb? TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING."

"Why does ISIS like sheep? Is-Lamb!"

"Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at but not very bright."

"A lot of people are only alive because I shed too much hair to ever get away with murder."

"what has more brains than kurt Cobain? the wall behind him"