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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events? He's been living under The Rock."

"To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday..."

"Why did the spy cross the road? Because he never really was on your side."

"There are only three kinds of mathematicians in this world. Those who can add up and those who can't."

"How can you tell if someone is Italian? They'll tell you."

"Really? ""Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?"" Um...may I introduce you to pizza?"

"Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Finely ground and sealed in an air-tight container"

"To all the Bernie supporters... This isn't the first time a Clinton has left a bad taste in someone's mouth."

"Why do Women rub their eyes when they wake up? (NSFW) A: They don't have balls to scratch!!"