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"What do you call a boat that gives fresh breath? A Shipmint!"
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"If we could only get rid of the federal government this country could be a libertarian paradise like Somalia"
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"What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish ""What about the glue?"" I knew you'd get stuck on that."
"Her: Are you getting off early today? Me: THAT HAPPENED ONE TIME!"
"pull a prank on your boss by not showing up to work ever again, instant classic"
"The best part about working in an office is that if you ever forget that you got a haircut, someone will definitely point it out to you."
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"What do you call a communist dog? Karl Barx"