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Joke of the Day

"Something something april fools SANDERS CUCKED BY DAUGHTER FUCK TRUMP kasich 2016 Aaaaaaaand submit."

"Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head."

"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Santa."" ""Santa who?"" ""Santa who has to use the door because you left your fireplace burning, jackass."""

"what is the difference between mosquito and prostitute? One sucks free of cost while the other is paid for sucking"

"You want to hear a paper pun? It's tearable."

"What kind of trucks do pigs drive?..... A pig up truck"

"Mom, your tweets are mostly outdated pop culture references ""yeah and I woulda gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids"""

"Jesus walks into a hotel... ... lays three nails on the counter and asks the clerk ""Hey, can ya put me up for the night?"""

"If you have to ask if something is racist, it's probably racist. If you insist something you've said is not racist, it's probably racist."

"How do you shut up a deaf person? Punch them in the hands."