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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a communist dog? Karl Barx"
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"What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress? The size of the tip."
"Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk."
"""Vitamin Water""?? Sorry bud, that exists and it's called SOUP"
"Date like a boyscout Leave em better than you found em."
"I play a song, nobody likes it. One week later, every cunt likes it."
"I finally stopped the annoying noise in my car. I just opened the door and shoved her out."
"A guy just said he wants to know what I got ""in the trunk"" I told him duct tape, a shovel and rapid decomposition powder Flirting is hard"
"I found a cat camping in a game today. What a pussy."
"I'm ABSOLUTELY positive I'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber."