4764

Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend broke up with me. When she did, I gave her a note that said ""Great Job!"" I wanted things to end on a positive note."

"RED, WHITE, AND BLUE, More like hepatitis type 2 ayyy lmao"

"Don't bore a girl by saying she's beautiful, like every other shallow creep Grab her interest by saving her from a staged hostage situation"

"I can't let my girlfriend leave me I'd lose a hand"

"Whats the difference between man united and a clown? ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown."

"Did you hear about the local electrician? His rates are Shocking."

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably sh!t."

"404 jokes... I just can't find the humor in them."

"What's the latest pick-up line at gay bays? Hi - mind if I push in your stool?"

"What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter? Pumpkin Pi."