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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish ""What about the glue?"" I knew you'd get stuck on that."

"My wife's been missing for two weeks and the police said to prepare for the worst. So I went to the Goodwill and got her clothes back."

"What do you call a bunch of gay slaves? Fruits of labor."

"Rick Astley will lend you his Pixar collection... But he's never gonna give you Up."

"Don't embarrass a guy by telling him his fly is open in public. Just be a man, walk over there, and slowly zip it up for him."

"I refuse to see movies that critics deem ""fun for the whole family,"" because a lot of our grandparents are pretty racist."

"My fast joke Are you a human or a dog"

"If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks what would you get? Milk and quackers!"

"What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas Eve !"

"What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people"