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Joke of the Day

"pull a prank on your boss by not showing up to work ever again, instant classic"

"I remember the first time I saw my girlfriend, her hair was blowing in the wind, but she was too proud to run after it."

"I once overdosed on Viagra. My wife took it really hard."

"Apple and Google are both working on self driving cars. Personally I don't think I want to ride in a car without Windows."

"Technical truths: according to chemistry, alcohol actually is a solution!!"

"Why did little Jimmy cross the road? Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy"

"Seven days without a pun makes one weak."

"Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines."

"My dad beat my brother when he showed him his report card. So, I gave my report card to my mother. Let her take the beating."

"What do you call a fight between two dairy products? A fromage fray."