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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese"
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"Did you hear that NYC paid Hillary Clinton $2,000,000 as a consultant for New Years Eve? They wanted an expert on dropping the ball at the last second."
"My girlfriend left me for a hindu guy. Anyway, he'll treat her better - they worship cows."
"What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up? A reptile dysfunction"
"What's the most popular board game in Canada Sorry."
"What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier? The punchline."
"Be yourself; everyone else is already Batman."
"When runner-ups in reality shows say, ""I may not have won but I'm still a winner,"" do they understand how language and/or competition works?"
"Media, stop using the phrase 'breaking news'. It's been broken for some time now."
"What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros? Haremhal"