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Joke of the Day
"Voldemort's parents took the ""I got your nose"" game a little to seriously."
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"Accidentally pronounced wifi as ""wifey"" and the hotel concierge said the password's helping out around the house and being a good listener."
"What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can just drop her off anywhere."
"What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A milkshake!"
"Every time I go into my boss' office she tells me ""take a seat"". I have 14 now."
"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders...."
"A mother asks her son What is school like? It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid."
"If you combined all the movies of Rob Schneider and made them into one single movie, it would be an extremely long movie."
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens."
"Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick? To the Dock"