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Joke of the Day
"Voldemort's parents took the ""I got your nose"" game a little to seriously."
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"Dont hit me! Thats whats she said. Bazzinga"
"How are pirates like pimps? They both have gold teeth and say ""yo ho!"""
"I'm going as ""Twitter Elite"" for Halloween. I'm going to randomly say unfunny things and not talk to anyone who speaks to me."
"I use someone calling me during a phone call as an opportunity to hang up on both of them."
"What did Ryu say to Ken? HOWAREYOUKEN?!"
"Michigan is the First State to Welcome Back Sub-$1 Gas Just flip on your water faucet and you'll get it for free"
"A common pick-up line at the gay bar.. ""Can I push in your stool?"""
"If people winked in real life as much as they do on the Internet, the world would be about 542.67% creepier."
"The next President of the United States. The joke is in the title , but it makes me cry."