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Joke of the Day

"What are the people from the country Lesbia called? Lesbians"

"How can you judge how good the orgasm was? From the amount of time it takes you to press Alt-F4 afterwards."

"-I heard this dog was chipped. -Microchipped sir. -I don't care how small the chip is, I'm not paying full price."

"Why do people say,""You can't make this stuff up."" Nope. Not true at all. You can literally make up anything you want anytime."

"Looked at changing my name to Bieber so I could get RT'd. Realized I can't b/c I have a penis."

"How much do used batteries cost? Nothing, they are free of charge."

"What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate? A wookiee talkie."

"I have a good joke about a Spanish name... But it isn't this Juan."

"bucket: a dirty limerick A horny young Scout, with a bucket, Caught a goose and proceeded to fuck it Far too roughly (it died), Took it home, had it fried, Cause he thought it'd wasteful to chuck it."

"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickelback"