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Joke of the Day

"A mother asks her son What is school like? It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid."

"I loaned a blind guy some money... It's ok though. He said he'd pay me back next time he saw me."

"Based on how poorly this burrito was wrapped, I assume it was made by the one person at Taco Bell that has never rolled a blunt."

"I told a joke I made up last Halloween! It got me a few Snickers."

"Did you know... That 80% of all stats are made up?"

"Jesus loves you... ...with his whole mouth."

"""Say something I dare you"" probably isn't the best attitude to have at work."

"What do you call a Nun in a Wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"If Clinton wins the election... There'll be another Bush in the White House"

"""How'd you die?"" ""I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You?"" ""I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen"" ""Oh.."""