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Joke of the Day

"If you combined all the movies of Rob Schneider and made them into one single movie, it would be an extremely long movie."

"Did you hear about the guy that got trampled by the triplets? He's six feet under now."

"My roommate dressed as a syringe for our Halloween house party. He's upstairs with the sexy girl wearing the Courtney Love costume. In the addict."

"Q: Why did the condom fly across the room? A: It was pissed off."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks ""why the long face""? The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor and leaves"

"What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? Damn!"

"Ever want to have rodeo sex? Get on top and call her by the wrong name and try and hold on for 8 seconds."

"A classic: what do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"(Here's a Pick up line) ... You should sell hot dogs ! Because you know how to make a wiener stand!"

"""The trash compactor is full so just dump that in a pan for now."" - Inventor of the fruit cake."