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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders...."

"I once dated a guy with premature ejaculation. I don't know why. I knew it wasn't going to last. In fact, I could see it coming."

"Hi I'm here for my vasectomy. ""Would you like that toasted?"" What? ""Haha whoops sorry, just came from my other job. Ok let's do this."""

"Why don't catholics wear condoms? Because little boys can't get pregnant."

"What is a shitzu? A zoo with no animals."

"Which band does Donald Trump dislike the most? Foreigner."

"My metaphors are like similes. Rock solid as a mountain."

"I'm trying to tell a Pokemon joke to my brother but he just doesn't get it. He's a slowbro."

"Mom: Fred there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday and now there's only one. Why? Fred: I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other one."

"My friend got bitten by a snake and he fell to the floor and started writhing around. It's amazing how fast the super powers kick in."