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Joke of the Day

"Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change? Because they were vaccinated as children."

"What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !"

"I was going to get a face-lift but I thought about my health and went for face-stairs instead"

"Did you hear about the new 8bit Nazi Simulator game? It's called Eightolf Bitler."

"What would you do with $1 Million? I would buy a new butt, mine has a hole in it."

"""Just dashing to the shops"" Woman [showers, washes hair, styles hair, puts on make up, chooses outfit, irons clothes] Man [grabs car keys]"

"Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted? Because of the Santa Clause"

"Not sure if this girl I'm talking to online is real, so on our first date I'm gonna bring an image captcha for her to solve."

"What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common? Either way, someone is losing a trailer."

"Don't trust atoms, they make up everything."