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Joke of the Day

"Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted? Because of the Santa Clause"

"Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out? Because it was cheesier said than done."

"Cruises Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They're not falling for that one again"

"LPT: If you need to remove your contact lenses after touching spicy peppers (Ghost, etc.) Leave the contacts in. I don't recommend going to the bathroom either."

"I try to avoid buying into this ""Americans are stupid"" stereotype but, for fuck's sake......"

"What is the difference between ass-kissing and brown-nosing? Depth perception."

"Do they have any car wash in Albania? Yes. They call it ""rain"""

"Why did the feminist masseuse stop at the thigh? She didn't like to massage a knee."

"Good News! Jesus is Coming! Bad News! He's bring terraforming equipment."

"What do you call nuts on the wall??? (NSFW language) ...wallnuts! What do you call nuts on your chest??? ...chestnuts! What do you call nuts on your chin??? ...a mouth full of c0ck!!!"