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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !"

""" You should date black guys"" - how girls tell each other they're fat"

"Whats the difference between a prostitute with chronic diarrhea and an epileptic oyster fisherman? The prostitute fucks between shits and the oyster fisherman shucks between fits."

"What makes the scarecrow so good at his job? He's outstanding in his field"

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his ass."

"[i read a pun] me: ugh, no [i make a pun] me: BEHOLD THE ARTISTRY"

"What so you call a religious dinosaur? A prayeradactyl."

"Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order? Because it broke down and he couldn't budget."

"Why has Hillary Clinton ask Santa for a 23 letter alphabet? Because she's sick of F.B.I"

"Lifehack: put on sunscreen before work, you trick your senses into believing you're in for a day of fun instead of soul-crushing mediocrity."