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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new 8bit Nazi Simulator game? It's called Eightolf Bitler."
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"My boss was honest with me today as we walked into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family."
"I often say to myself, ""I can't believe that cloning machine worked!"""
"Two mathematicians were chatting online... 1st mathematician: Gimme 5! 2nd mathematician: 120"
"Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away? Discover."
"Where did Robin Williams go after he died? To the Mork."
"Why doesn't china have casinos? Because they hate Tibet."
"Doctor: You need a new liver and we found a match. Me: When can you operate? *lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver."
"A slut is a woman who sleeps with everyone......."
"What is big and red and rolls over in the snow? Santa Claus hit in the balls!"