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Joke of the Day

"Investigating Hillary Clinton is like fishing on Discovery Channel ... you catch them, you show them, and you let them go."

"Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California? Because it's worth it."

"Benedict Cumberpatch's full name is Benedictionary Cucumbercabbagepatch."

"What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night? Patty-O`Furniture"

"Why do pencils shave? To look sharp"

"I promise you that there are three types of people in this world. Those who keep their promises, and those who don't."

"If a quiz is quizzical what is a test?"

"at any given time the urge to sing ""the lion sleeps tonight"" is just a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away"

"Why did the turkey cross the road Her didn't want to end up near the sides. PS, happy thanksgiving"

"I just got a Sleep Number mattress, and it turns out my sleep number is 911. Because a night in my bed, you'll never forget."