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Joke of the Day

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world, I know because I've done it thousands of times. - shout out to good ol' Mark twain."

"When I call 911, I'm gonna do a Sean Connery impersonation to briefly amuse the jurors at my trial."

"What PC does Adele use? A Dell."

"What do you call three Pokemon nerds having a circle jerk. Dugtrio"

"What's the definition of a woman? Life support for a cunt."

"A Sexist Joke: Why are women bad at parking? Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long ""8"" inches *really* is."

"Who invented King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference!"

"Who picks up the guide dog's shit No one since they turn a blind eye."

"What do you call a potato with no limbs? An amputater"

"They say history is written by the winners... But actually, history is written by historians and most of them are losers."