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Joke of the Day
"What PC does Adele use? A Dell."
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"Why are hurricanes always named after white people? Because white people destroy everything."
"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes."
"What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines? On porcupines, the pricks are on the outside."
"Yesterday a bird crashed into my window... ..of course that's what I was willing it to do, so everything worked out great."
"What's the definition of a good buddy? [NSFW] A guy that goes into town and gets two blow jobs. Then comes back and gives you one."
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None......he ""fell"""
"The best thing about Twitter is that I can reveal my deepest and darkest secrets and you dumbasses think I'm joking."
"I can usually tell how productive I've been at work, by the battery life of my phone."
"If you are at school, and the urge to take drugs hits you... Speak to the supply teacher.."