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Joke of the Day
"Who picks up the guide dog's shit No one since they turn a blind eye."
Next Joke
"Just found a $5 bill in the dryer. -Adds money laundering to criminal resume."
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... It turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time"
"What do the elderly eat? Dementos"
"If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America."
"I think Inception really hit home with me because it's basically a story about sleeping."
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved."
"Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 but my dad left us when I was 6?"
"They say great things come in small packages But I assure you my thing is still pretty good."
"Pop superstar, Will.i.am, has just bought a new car. It's a Jag.u.r."