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Joke of the Day

"""My girlfriend? You wouldn't know her. She's a bit underground."" ...said the hipster necrophiliac."

"Why did the insomniac get arrested? He resisted a rest."

"My math teacher from highschool thought she was so smart and intelligent yet when I graduated, she was still in highschool."

"How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator"

"I think I'm gonna fail my Women in Islam class The course covers everything"

"[NSFW] What's long, cylindrical, hard, full of semen and can make a woman scream? The sock under your bed."

"It has been proven that girls with profile picture of them selves in the mirror are more likely to send nudes."

"Have fun, but be careful. Your sister was vacuumed up last week, and yesterday your cousin was killed with a shoe. - spider moms, probably"

"What does the bee Santa Claus say ? Ho hum hum !"

"Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes."