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Joke of the Day
"Who invented King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference!"
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"'NO NO NO NO NO NO' - My brain, every time words start coming out of my mouth."
"What do you call someone with no arms or legs? Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY"
"What's the difference between the 2016 Rio Olympics and the 2016 US presedential race? The Olympic competitors are qualified."
"Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter."
"Were there this many idiots before the Internet?"
"What's the difference between a hooker, a lover and a housewife? A hooker says ""Faster! faster!"" A lover says ""Slower....slooower..."" A housewife says ""Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."""
"What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness? Ding Dong"
"Why does the boy could not bend his knees? because he had no knees"
"What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl? Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common."